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This is going around like crazy, and it is beyond awesome. They’re like Russian Flight of the Conchords! You betcha, you betch, doggonit!
Simply wearing a shirt is the easiest way to help Barack Obama. It’s even easier than bitching to a fellow lefty in a bar, better than being rude to SUVs sporting McCain bumperstickers, better than getting drunk at a family reunion and shouting at your great uncle who acts like he’s a Veteran but everyone knows he never went to Vietnam because he had bad eyesight. This happens to be the very shirt I’ve purchased to help democracy.
from Urban Outfitters
Bought this one for a friend for his birthday. He cynically thanked me for buying him a shirt he can wear for four months. But if Barack becomes the greatest president we’ve ever seen, the shirt will be a priceless relic of historical significance…that other hipsters bought at a corporate chain owned by a right-winger! (Maybe you shouldn’t buy this one).
If cheap-skatery is the way you roll, then donate a measly $12 to Moveon.org and get this shirt. You can’t shoot a polar bear or build a bridge to nowhere at this price!
From Cafe Press
Don’t like wearing a shirt at all? Then pin this to your chest! Or use it as a painful nose ring, I don’t know. All I know is I’m as scared of McCain as I am of Anton Chigurh and he doesn’t even have that cow killing device. Yet.
And don’t forget:
Sorry. Just noticed on Yahoo news that McCain visiting a German restaurant in Ohio is somewhat like Obama being greeted by 200,000 ecstatic Germans.
Yes, Obama saying he’d remake the world is pretty funny too.
BUT, I clicked that McCain restaurant story and I get this:
HE VISITED A GROCERY STORE? THIS MAN IS A VISIONARY.
As heiress to her father’s stake in Hensley & Co. of Phoenix, Cindy McCain is an executive whose worth may exceed $100 million. Her beer earnings have afforded the GOP presidential nominee a wealthy lifestyle with a private jet and vacation homes at his disposal, and her connections helped him launch his political career — even if the millions remain in her name alone. Yet the arm’s-length distance between McCain and his wife’s assets also has helped shield him from conflict-of-interest problems.
Nearly 30 years before John McCain became the Republican presidential nominee, he worked in public relations at his wife’s family company.
Within a few years of marrying Cindy Hensley, the daughter of a multimillionaire Anheuser-Busch distributor, John McCain won his first election.
Hey guys. Don’t drink this shit. Remember how the right wing fascists wouldn’t use Heinz Ketchup in 2004? BESIDES, you drank enough of it in college. Time to try new, better tasting beers that don’t support a pro-waterboarding candidate. Barack wants you to drink an IPA, a stout, anything but a Budweiser. What does Hillary want you to drink? A Mai Tai? Straight up bourbon on the rocks? Wheatgrass and vodka? I have no idea. Post in the comments what you think each candidate wants you to drink before entering the voting booth in November.
Read these two sentences together in the LA Times and just had to share with y’all. The four of you that check this that is.
Ms. Dupré spent a full week on the GGW bus and shot seven full length tapes that included nudity and same sex contact. Dupré later took a Greyhound Bus home.
At least she’s down with alternatives to driving a car. First we hear she took Amtrak to see Spitzer, now Greyhound. She should repackage herself as an environmentally friendly lady of the night.
There is nothing on this planet this woman hasn’t hated on, at least once. Sometime’s it’s her fellow females, sometimes it’s 9-11 widows, sometimes it’s “fags” like Al Gore. Now it’s our Jewish amigos. Is she the unblinking eye of Sauron or what? We need a posse of gnomes and shit, to throw a ring into a volcano, or something. Those movies were LONG.
However did they get a horse to talk again?
If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.