STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP…STOP

The pictures of the dogs are here to soothe you.

There is nothing on this planet this woman hasn’t hated on, at least once. Sometime’s it’s her fellow females, sometimes it’s 9-11 widows, sometimes it’s “fags” like Al Gore. Now it’s our Jewish amigos. Is she the unblinking eye of Sauron or what? We need a posse of gnomes and shit, to throw a ring into a volcano, or something. Those movies were LONG.

However did they get a horse to talk again?

If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

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Uhhhhh. This might be old news but I had no idea they were doing a remake of The Birds. And look who’s bloody attached to produce. Yes. Michael Bay. As the internet nerds say, he raped your childhood. Now he will rear up and mount in an unceremonious manner, one of the best Hitch movies ever. As the top most post in the IMDB user boards says so perfectly:

No, I’m not pissed. I’m not angry. But I’m vomitting.

Either they used top notch Skywalker Ranch special FX to make all this stuff come out of Cheney’s mouth or, oh, why even bother finishing this sentence.

(Thankfully passed on by Moveon.org)

Well, Gary did. Click the link – You will SCREAM.

Hide your daughters. In fact, just send them to any third world country. They’ll have a better chance for a happy life there than with these guys.

Please Jesus, I never want to see Chris Tucker saying anything about not understanding the words coming out of anybody’s mouth EVER AGAIN.

If you are truly righteous, you will smite plans for Rush Hour 4 with your almighty right hand of decent taste.

That is all.

Gary and I were just talking the other day about what happened to Kathleen Hanna & her posse of music makers. “Deceptacon” is still catchy as ever and in this Hillary-Clinton-Returns era of ours, we could use some legitimate girl power. Turns out THEY BROKE UP IN JANUARY, Gary. Holy shit! This is what we get for not paying attention.

Wait no…they just took an extended break. Like Lohan after too many run ins with a tree.

UPDATE: THANKS PITCHFORK

Anyone else notice this junk?

9/19 & 9/20 – The New Pornographers (Henry Fonda)
9/19 – Amy Winehouse (Wiltern)
9/19 – Cold War Kids / White Stripes (The Forum)
9/20 – LCD Soundsystem/ Arcade Fire (Hollywood Bowl)

Supposedly according to a bloggist pal of mine, there is also:

9/19 & 9/20 – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (Troubadour)

STOP DOING THIS TO US, ROCK GODS
WE ARE ALL IN A TIZZY

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