I posted this on the Bookface this morning and I want to open it up to anyone swinging by, say via Jitter.

To everyone going to see Dolly Parton at the Bowl tomorrow night: let us do a hive mind experiment. I want us all to visualize Kenny Rogers suddenly taking the stage to duet with her. I want you to feel the ‘WTFness!?’ of it all ahead of time. I want you to close your eyes and see my all-caps status update about it. Concentrate. Let’s see if we can make this happen using psychic energy.