At work, we sit around geeking out about movies. It’s our job. Sometimes I wish you could be there, because it gets downright silly and amazing.  This is a list of titles culled from many people, I do not claim total credit. But I DO claim credit for typing it up, you basterds.

3 Men and a Little Lady (ew, you guys)
8 1/2
8 Women
Anaconda
Balls of Fury
Big
Big Daddy
Bigger, Faster, Stronger
The Black Hole
Black Snake Moan
Blow
Bones
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Brute Force
The Cable Guy
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Dark Passage
Deep Impact
Deep Rising
Dick
Die Hard
Dirty Harry
Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands (a great foreign hidden gem of a chick flick, btw)
Double Impact
Driving Miss Daisy (mentioned by multiple perv-nerds)
Earth Girls are Easy
Easy Rider
Freddy Got Fingered
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Giant
Gigantic
Good Dick
Good Boy!
Good Times (Yes, TV inclusion. Apologies to Florida as well.)
Grease
Guys and Dolls
Hard Eight
Hard Lessons
Hard Target
Hard Times (ew, the non-Dickens version stars the never-sexy Charles Bronson)
Head
Holes
Home Alone
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
Hot Shots!
The Harder They Come
The Hustler
In the Heat of the Night
Indecent Proposal
Jack
Juice
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Kiss Me, Kate
Magnum Force
Malcolm in the Middle (TV yes, I know, but also, clearly needs to be on the list)
Midnight Meat Train
The Naked Civil Servant
The Naked Gun
The Naked Jungle
The Naked Kiss (highly recommended lurid Sam Fuller flick)
The Naked Prey
Nuts
Pecker
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Ride the Pink Horse
The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming
Scent of a Woman
Shaft
Snatch
Some Like It Hot
The Strange Love of Martha Ivers
Stroker Ace (EWW Burt Reynolds makes my skin crawl)
Swing Time
The Tender Trap
The Third Man
Twins
Two-Fisted Gentleman
Up!
Valley of the Dolls
What’s New, Pussycat?
What’s Up, Doc?
What’s Up, Tigerlily?
The Women

A Tom Cruise 5 pack:
Top Gun
The Firm
Days of Thunder
A Few Good Men
Risky Business

A Pedro Almodovar 3-fer
The Flower of My Secret
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Live Flesh

A Woody Allen 3-fer!
Bananas
Hannah and Her Sisters
Melinda and Melinda

A Hitchcock 5-fer!
Frenzy
Rear Window
Rope (for you bondage fans out there)
Young and Innocent
Easy Virtue

And I’m sure the ghost of John Wayne is gonna come for me, but check out how many of HIS titles sound porny:
Ride Him, Cowboy
The Cowboys
His Private Secretary
The Star Packer
Westward Ho
Tall in the Saddle
Angel and the Badman
Big Jim McClain
Cast a Giant Shadow
Chisum (yeah, I’m being that immature right now)
Big Jake

Most pretentious:
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover — God I hate Peter Greenaway.

What happens when you need Viagra? You have A Brief Encounter.
And what happens when you boink the wrong people? You get The Seven Year Itch.

Credits: Netflixians Jon, Lucia & Benji
Non-Netflixians via Twitter: @seepoe @junclecee @frumpy @cowineco @dagamant @strangling @fillup @danellej02 @iomegadrive @xina @damienragsdale

For no reason whatsoever, here’s a picture of Sean Connery in Zardoz: