Simply wearing a shirt is the easiest way to help Barack Obama. It’s even easier than bitching to a fellow lefty in a bar, better than being rude to SUVs sporting McCain bumperstickers, better than getting drunk at a family reunion and shouting at your great uncle who acts like he’s a Veteran but everyone knows he never went to Vietnam because he had bad eyesight. This happens to be the very shirt I’ve purchased to help democracy.
from Urban Outfitters
Bought this one for a friend for his birthday. He cynically thanked me for buying him a shirt he can wear for four months. But if Barack becomes the greatest president we’ve ever seen, the shirt will be a priceless relic of historical significance…that other hipsters bought at a corporate chain owned by a right-winger! (Maybe you shouldn’t buy this one).
from Moveon.org
If cheap-skatery is the way you roll, then donate a measly $12 to Moveon.org and get this shirt. You can’t shoot a polar bear or build a bridge to nowhere at this price!
From Cafe Press
Don’t like wearing a shirt at all? Then pin this to your chest! Or use it as a painful nose ring, I don’t know. All I know is I’m as scared of McCain as I am of Anton Chigurh and he doesn’t even have that cow killing device. Yet.
And don’t forget:
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The moveon shirt is lame but they do good things over there so I’d support them. They can keep the shirt–I’ll just send money.
The problem with the better-designed items is that there is no guarantee any of the money will go to the guy who needs it the most (the one losing points daily, depending on which poll you want to believe).
Obama’s definitely not getting moneys for Knock You Out shirt. The Urban Outfitters/Anthropologie president/founder is a known Republican contributor–why don’t more people know this?
By Inland Empirical on 09.11.08 7:10 pm | Permalink
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