Nothing New Alert: Paris Hilton Destroying America, Everything You Love

Anyone with half a brain in Red Octane’s marketing department should have known that millions of Guitar Hero playing addicts would recoil in horror at seeing this straight up empty-headed herp-carrying ho-bag holding your product. I now want to go home and set my controllers on fire, as though they were loved ones I am sending off to Valhalla.


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Maybe she thinks it’s a big penis? That would explain the look of ease on her face and the comfort with which she hold the blessed guitar hero controller. Blasphemer.



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