Insert Obligatory Celebutard Joke Here – OBLIGATORY!


Hey Amy, Lindsay, Brit, Nicole, whoever, whatever – blah blah blah. Can’t even bother to finish. Something about hoggin’ up everyone’s attenshuns while our country falls to shit.

(Found at the Mitsuwa in Little Toyko, clearly not a steady haunt of beloved Angeleno celebutardos. It cost me $1.99 and not like…$30,000. Photo by optionthis.)

((Also, it appears to be completely made of sugar and various acids. It hurts my teeth to drink it.))


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good lord if you knew the kinds of energy drinks i have gotten at the nastyass big lots in tamarac florida with cans we couldn’t tell were rusty or just dirty “merlins energy drink” (merlins with no apostrophe) tasted the way it a glass of grapefruit juice with a battery in it tastes “wisdom of the ages” featured a fisherman on its label and tasted buttery my all time favorite however — and i was overjoyed to find it up at school to keep me awake long hours into the night in the stinky computer lab — was red devil which tastes like carbonated pop rocks and ruuuuuuules!



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